Thursday, February 28, 2008

Oh Bama Please

Whoever said politics isn't fun is just crazy because how much better does it get when you open your email and see a message like this:


You should be ashamed of yourself, George Bush has killed hundreds of thousands of your people and here you are rooting for some neocon scumbag who is the same as Bush.

On the other hand, Obama is a true revolutionary who will restore America's credibility around the world, he is the "Black Lincoln."


First of all the only person who has killed hundreds of thousands of my people was Saddam and he is now worm food, thanks to George Bush, secondly the fact that McCain is like Bush is exactly why I support him. And while you may define necons to be latter-day fascists, I see them as visionaries who GET IT.

Oh Dave, when I read, "Black Lincoln," I thought of the car, you know the couches that airport services, not because I am naive but because I was so desperately hoping you did not mean Abe Lincoln.

Since I am a devout admirer of Lincoln, I thought I'd put this following together for you and of course, for my and my readers' entertainment:

Obama: We have real enemies in the world. These enemies must be found. They must be pursued and they must be defeated.

By appeasing the terrorists and withdrawing from Iraq?

Lincoln: In your hands, my dissatisfied fellow-countrymen, and not in mine, is the momentous issue of civil war

Obama: We're not going to baby sit a civil war.

Obama: The issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.

When your whole campaign is a senseless four word sentence, "Change We Can Believe," that's pretty damn simplifying...

Obama: Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek

I gotta say, what?

Obama: What
Washington needs is adult supervision.

Well you look like a frat boy, so you can hardly market yourself by talking about adult supervision.

Obama: A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it. They say, "Huh. It works. It makes sense."

Huh? Yes, I guess I should just nod.

Obama: With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability.

That's why you went to
Columbia Community College for your undergraduate studies and Harvard Community College for law school?

Obama: If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress.


Obama: I am not opposed to all wars. I'm opposed to dumb wars.

Sure you are...

Obama: Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do.

Naughty boy...

Lincoln: I have not permitted myself, gentlemen, to conclude that I am the best man in the country; but I am reminded, in this connection, of a story of an old Dutch farmer who remarked to a companion once that 'it was not best to swap horses while crossing streams'

Lincoln: Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.

Yes, your opposition to the "dumb war" of 2003 was nothing short of denying the Iraqis freedom.

Lincoln: I claim not to have controlled events, but confess plainly that events have controlled me

Now that is humility, that is leadership

Lincoln: Both parties deprecated war; but one of them would make war rather than let the nation survive; and the other would accept war rather than let it perish. And the war came.

Think about it...


Jim Fryar said...

Keep this going Vahal, its great stuff.

colecurtis said...

Obama is nothing when left to his own devices or with aid. He is an abismal wanna be and a hand puppet for Oprah Winfrey. All that he has is stolen speeches, ideas and programs and nothing of his own merit. He is a not even a good excuse for a man let alone a president. He does not respect our flag or our country and does not need to reside here let alone preside over it.

Stephen R. Maloney said...

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Anonymous said...

Like you, I support McCain's position on Iraq. However, I wish he were as concerned with Mexican infiltration of America's border as he is Iranian infiltration of Iraq's.


colecurtis said...

If they were not so busy coming across those borders filtering IED's and ammo that is used against our troops then Mac would not be so worried about it. As well as getting the old buddy system stopped that Mahmud Ahmadinejad is trying to strike up with the ones holding the reigns of power in Iraq. He is trying to get control of Iraq and use Iraq as well as Iran in an attempt to eradicate America. That is his long term goal that is why he is footing the bill for all of the rtebuilding there so that Iraq will be indebted to him and his country. That is why that is so important to not just Mac but all of us that have eyes to see. The borders that everyone is foaming at the mouth about is like toothpaste that has squeezed from a tube you can not put it back in the tube you can only clean up the mess and move on. Mac has stated time and time again for those who have ears to hear that he gets it secure the borders first and then clean up the mess within the borders how hard is that to comprehend?

CMAR II said...


Apparently, in 2004 (when it was the position of the Democrat party leadership) Obama believed we should stay in Iraq for however long it took to stablize it.

Obama is a political opportunist, but he does have an ear for what his constituency wants to hear (and for how their "wants" change).

colecurtis said...

You are right about that statement that is why he is Oprah's paid mouthpiece. He has no thoughts nor ideas of his own, proof of that lies in the fact that he has stolen materials and ideas from JFK,MLK,Edwards and even Clinton. He is a chameleon and takes on what ever color(pardon the pun)or shape that he needs to in order to accomplish his agenda. His agenda is more than meets the eye just keep that in mind and hopefully all that lurks in the dark will be brought to light.

Louise said...

cmarii, I hope you are right. I am reminded of his infamous gaff about NAFTA and the Canadian Consular office in Chicago. Say one thing to the American electorate, while reassuring a foreign country that it's nothing but empty campaign rhetoric.